I’m working on a new translation of the Bible—The Pig Latin Version. I’m already up to the Entay Ommandmentscay. The PLV should be available by the ummersay of extnay earyay.

OK, that’s not really happening. I am glad that there are many English translations of the Bible that are easy to understand and obey.

“Do not merely listen to the word, and so deceive yourselves. Do what it says.”—James 1:22.