The 23rd Channel

This has been in circulation for a few years. I don’t know who deserves the credit for it, but I think it is worthy of our consideration once again.

The TV is my shepherd, I shall not want.

It makes me lie down on the sofa.

It leads me away from the Scriptures.

It destroys my soul.

It leads me in the paths of sex and violence for the sponsor’s sake.

Yea, though I walk in the shadow of my Christian responsibilities, there will be no interruption, for the TV is with me.

Its cable and its remote control, they comfort me.

It prepares a commercial before me in the presence of my worldliness.

It anoints my head with humanism.

My coveting runneth over.

Surely laziness and ignorance shall follow me all the days of my life;

And I will dwell in the house watching TV forever.

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