A friend of mine says that he is going to wear a Barack Obama mask this Halloween. When kids come to his house, he’s going to take half of their candy away from them and give it to kids who are too lazy to trick-or-treat!

Hey! It’s only funny because it has a ring of truth to it!

“He who has been stealing must steal no longer, but must work, doing something useful with his own hands, that he may have something so share with those in need.”—Ephesians 4:28.

“For even when we were with you, we gave you this rule: “If a man will not work, he shall not eat.”—2 Thessalonians 3:10.