Category Archives: Humor

Can’t Be Found?

  David Feherty, an analyst for the Golf Channel, described an errant shot by saying, “That ball is so far left, Lassie couldn’t find it if it was wrapped in bacon.”   Only those who have played the game can … Continue reading →

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Getting Along

Lady Nancy Astor reportedly once remarked to Winston Churchill, “Winston, if you were my husband, I’d poison your tea.” Churchill replied, “Nancy, if I were your husband, I’d drink it!” It is impossible to get along with everyone. That’s hard … Continue reading →

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Fond Farewell

A married couple became known throughout their neighborhood for their amorous morning ritual. Each day before the husband left for work, he gave his wife a huge bear hug and a long, passionate kiss. One morning, the couple next door … Continue reading →

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Heart for Worship

The widow Gladys Dunn decided that she would be more out-going, especially in making visitors to her church feel welcome. The very next Sunday, she saw a man with whom she was not familiar, but she didn’t notice him until … Continue reading →

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The Big Five-Five

Today is my birthday. This is a rather significant milestone. Today I am 55 years old. That’s right; I have just hit the big Five-Five, the double nickel. It’s hard to put a positive spin on this. Even if I … Continue reading →

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Take the Plunge

I heard about a preacher who had agreed to baptize someone who wanted to become a Christian. When the man arrived at the location where he was to be baptized, the preacher was surprised to see him wearing a complete … Continue reading →

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More than a Nod

A farmer once complained that he owned the laziest rooster that ever existed. He said that the rooster was too lazy to even crow when the sun came up in the morning. He simply waited until some other rooster crowed—and … Continue reading →

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No Change

There once was a cantankerous middle-aged woman who griped and complained constantly. She was especially hard on her husband. The poor fellow couldn’t seem to ever do anything right. This woman began attending church with a friend and decided to … Continue reading →

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More Time?

Many people have been concerned because the impressive calendar developed by the Mayan civilization appeared to end on December 21, 2012. This led to speculation that the Mayans had predicted that the world would radically change, or perhaps even end … Continue reading →

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What Comes Around

A couple of days ago, I heard a rooster crowing as I began my morning walk. This is not a familiar sound, since I live in the middle of town. I am sure that the rooster was annoying some people … Continue reading →

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