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Just Be Yourself

Posted on August 18, 2014 by jesustrek

The gorilla at the zoo died. The zookeeper couldn’t afford to buy another gorilla, so he hired a man to dress up in a gorilla suit. The man ate bananas, beat his chest and swung on a rope, fooling all … Continue reading →

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Being Known

Posted on August 15, 2014 by jesustrek

Sally had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. In the emergency room, she had a near death experience. When she saw God, Sally asked, “Is my time up?” “No,” God replied. “You have another 42 years, 7 … Continue reading →

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What He Really Likes to Do

Posted on June 19, 2014 by jesustrek

A farmer once boasted to his neighbor that he had a horse that could tree squirrels. The neighbor had never heard of anything like that, and he said he wouldn’t believe it unless he saw it with his own eyes. … Continue reading →

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OK to Be Single

Posted on March 6, 2014 by jesustrek

One lady, desperate for a husband, began corresponding with a man who was in prison. She eventually worked up the courage to ask him what crime he had committed. He responded honestly, “I killed my wife.” “Oh, good!” she exclaimed. … Continue reading →

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Self-Assessment

Posted on September 30, 2013 by jesustrek

My Uncle Herman had a dog that could play checkers, but he wasn’t all that impressed with his pet’s ability. He said, “I don’t know why everybody thinks that dog is so smart. I can beat him 2 out of … Continue reading →

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Kind Obituary

Posted on September 24, 2013 by jesustrek

A family was struggling over how to word the obituary for their Uncle Harry. Uncle Harry was a mean person all of his life. As a matter of fact, he was a convicted criminal who had just been executed in … Continue reading →

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I Heard You

Posted on September 19, 2013 by jesustrek

The new pastor was out visiting some of the members of his church. He knocked on the door of an elderly lady’s house. He could see that the lights and the television were on. It seemed like someone was home, … Continue reading →

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Where’s the Beef?

Posted on July 31, 2013 by jesustrek

Many restaurants advertise that they sell only Angus beef, implying that the quality is superior. I know for a fact that Angus beef is good because my Dad raises it, and I have enjoyed it often. Imagine someone going into … Continue reading →

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Enjoying Life

Posted on July 24, 2013 by jesustrek

A man entered a shoe store to purchase a pair of dress shoes for work. The clerk measured the man’s foot and said, “It looks like you need a size 11.” “No”, replied the customer. “I wear a size 9. … Continue reading →

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Know Your Role

Posted on April 27, 2013 by jesustrek

The young son of our friends was excited about the prospect of being in an upcoming wedding. As the day drew closer, the young fellow asked his mother, “When will I get to try on my bear suit?” “What are … Continue reading →

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