I have some big news to share with you! I woke up early this morning, went to the computer and discovered that a prince from Nigeria had contacted me. It seems that he has been having difficulty transferring his huge fortune from Nigeria to the U.S. Out of all the people he could have asked to help him, he chose me! All he needed me to do was to give him my banking information. In exchange for my help, he promised he would take care of me. I expect a big change in my net worth very soon!

“Do not wear yourself out to get rich; have the wisdom to show restraint. Cast but a glance at riches, and they are gone, for they will surely sprout wings and fly off to the sky like an eagle.”—Proverbs 23:4-5.