Now, that’s Different!

pharmacy-clipart-1A respectable looking lady entered a drug store and walked up to the pharmacist. She said to him, “I want to buy some cyanide.”

The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”

“I need it to poison my husband.”

“You can’t be serious!” he replied. “I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband! That’s against the law! I’d lose my license! They would throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things would happen. Absolutely not! I will NOT sell you any cyanide!”

The lady calmly reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in a compromising position with the pharmacist’s wife. He looked at the picture and said, “Well now, that’s different. You didn’t tell me you had a prescription!”

“Do not repay anyone evil for evil. Be careful to do what is right in the eyes of everyone.”—Romans 12:17.

 

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