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Sweet Revenge

Abe Lemons was asked if he was bitter at Texas Athletic Director Deloss Dodds who fired him as the Longhorn’s basketball coach. He replied, “Not at all, but I plan to buy a glass-bottomed car so I can watch the … Continue reading

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Vengeance Is Mine!

A mother heard her 4-year-old son let out a scream, so she came running into the room. There she saw her two-year-old daughter pulling mightily on her brother’s hair. Mom gently released the little girl’s grip and comforted her son, … Continue reading

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Now, that’s Different!

A respectable looking lady entered a drug store and walked up to the pharmacist. She said to him, “I want to buy some cyanide.” The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?” “I need it to poison … Continue reading

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You Should Have Told Me Sooner!

A lady calmly strolled into the drug store in her small town and walked up to the counter. The pharmacist asked, “What can we do for you?” “I would like some arsenic”, she replied. “I’m afraid I can’t let you … Continue reading

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Best Not Served

The newspaper ad read: “Wedding dress for sale. Never worn. Will trade for .38 caliber pistol.” It is so tempting to want to get back at those who have harmed us. It’s human nature to desire revenge. After all, it’s … Continue reading

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Those Who Trespass Against Us

“Forgiveness is like the violet sending forth its pure fragrance on the heel of the boot of the one who crushed it.”—Author Unknown Someone once boasted, “I’m not Jesus. I don’t forgive.” It’s always sad to hear people brag about … Continue reading

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