A gorilla walked into an ice cream parlor and ordered a chocolate milkshake. The worker behind the counter took the $20 bill the gorilla offered and had a greedy thought. “Surely this gorilla doesn’t know anything about the value of money. I’ll short-change him and keep the rest for myself.”

So he made the milkshake and gave the gorilla $3 in change.

Trying to make small talk, the worker said, “You know, we don’t get many gorillas in here.”

The gorilla replied, “At $17 a milkshake, I’m not surprised!”

“For of this you can be sure: No immoral, impure or greedy person—such a person is an idolater—has any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.”—Ephesians 5:5.