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Category Archives: Humor
I Remember What They Did
The accounting department of a large insurance company was working on year-end reports when their computers went down. An emergency call was put in to the systems analyst. Busy with other troubleshooting, the man didn’t appear until three hours later. … Continue reading
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A man and his wife were checking out of a hotel. They noticed that they had been charged for a basket of fresh fruit that had been brought to their room every day. The husband asked, “How can you charge … Continue reading
Posted in Christian Living, Humor
Tagged 23rd Psalm, argue about a bill, basket of fruit, fresh fruit, illustration, manager, presence of God, Psalm 23:4
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Solving the Problem
A politician recently visited our local elementary school to evaluate the need to replace the old facility. A student had been picked out to serve as a guide, escorting the politician around the building. At one point, the politician asked … Continue reading
What’s My Name?
My wife does most of our banking, so she is always asking me to sign checks so she can take them to the bank. I always have to look to see how to sign my name. Some checks have my … Continue reading
Fighting Off an Attack
I have heard that the best way to defend yourself if you are attacked by a shark is to poke it in the eye. Someone said that this is a risky maneuver, trusting your life to a move that was … Continue reading
What, Me Worry?
The late Rick Majerus was perhaps best known for being the men’s basketball coach at the University of Utah. Majerus was also known for his witty comments. He once had this to say about people’s concerns about the economy: “Everyone’s … Continue reading
Posted in Christian Living, Humor, Prayer
Tagged economy, financial concerns, illustration, Matthew 6, Rick Majerus, seek first his kingdom, worry
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Doing Your Best
A man robbed a bank in New York City yesterday and got away with over $1,200. It happened at the Santander Bank in Queens shortly after 2:00pm. The robber, wearing a grey hoodie, passed a note to the teller demanding … Continue reading
Not Quite Synonyms
Is there a difference between the words “complete” and “finished”? While they might be considered synonyms, these words might have some different connotations. One man insisted that there is a distinction between those two words. When asked to explain, he … Continue reading
Posted in Christian Living, Humor
Tagged 1 Peter 3:7, choosing a spouse, complete, finished, husbands and wives, illustration, marriage, synonyms
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That’s What It Means!
Wedding ceremonies sometime include the lighting of a unity candle. A minister at a wedding rehearsal was explaining the symbolism of the unity candle ceremony. “After the middle candle is lit, blowing out the two side candles means the two … Continue reading
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