Category Archives: Humor

Take the Plunge

I heard about a preacher who had agreed to baptize someone who wanted to become a Christian. When the man arrived at the location where he was to be baptized, the preacher was surprised to see him wearing a complete … Continue reading

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More than a Nod

A farmer once complained that he owned the laziest rooster that ever existed. He said that the rooster was too lazy to even crow when the sun came up in the morning. He simply waited until some other rooster crowed—and … Continue reading

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No Change

There once was a cantankerous middle-aged woman who griped and complained constantly. She was especially hard on her husband. The poor fellow couldn’t seem to ever do anything right. This woman began attending church with a friend and decided to … Continue reading

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More Time?

Many people have been concerned because the impressive calendar developed by the Mayan civilization appeared to end on December 21, 2012. This led to speculation that the Mayans had predicted that the world would radically change, or perhaps even end … Continue reading

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What Comes Around

A couple of days ago, I heard a rooster crowing as I began my morning walk. This is not a familiar sound, since I live in the middle of town. I am sure that the rooster was annoying some people … Continue reading

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Turn Around!

A lady heard on the radio that there was a driver headed the wrong way on the interstate highway during the afternoon rush hour. This errant driver was endangering the lives of many people. Concerned because her husband was travelling … Continue reading

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Confession Time

A lady walked up to the confessional booth and said to the man inside, “Hey, you’re not my priest!” “No, ma’am”, he answered. “I’m just polishing the furniture.” “Well, where’s the priest?” “I don’t know, but if he’s heard anything … Continue reading

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Paying Taxes

Olympic gold medalist skier Lindsey Vonn says that she recently paid the more than $1.7 million she owed in back taxes. It’s difficult for regular people to comprehend that situation. How does one neglect to pay that much money? Can … Continue reading

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Moving On

A dog suddenly jerked the leash out of his owner’s hand and bit a prominent local attorney. The dog quickly ran and bit two other people before the owner could catch him. This was a surprising turn of events, since … Continue reading

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Best Not Served

The newspaper ad read: “Wedding dress for sale. Never worn. Will trade for .38 caliber pistol.” It is so tempting to want to get back at those who have harmed us. It’s human nature to desire revenge. After all, it’s … Continue reading

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