Category Archives: Humor

By the Numbers

Posted on October 24, 2012 by jesustrek

After lights out, the inmates of the prison took turns calling out numbers, which caused the other inmates to burst out in laughter. “#23!” “Ha! Ha! Ha!” “#17!” “Ha! Ha! Ha!” “#42!” “Ha! Ha! Ha!” A new prisoner asked his … Continue reading →

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Anxious to Learn

Posted on October 10, 2012 by jesustrek

Our friends’ young son was anxious to start school because he looked forward to learning how to read. When he came home from his first day of school, the young fellow was obviously upset, so his mother asked him what … Continue reading →

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Better Accommodations

Posted on October 5, 2012 by jesustrek

  Cynthia Thomas tells about the time that her brother and his new wife were escorted to their bridal suite in an elegant hotel. They looked forward to the fancy accommodations for which they had splurged on their honeymoon.   … Continue reading →

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Comments from the Cage

Posted on September 17, 2012 by jesustrek

A lady walked into a pet store, just to look around. A parrot called out to her, “Hey, lady!” “What?” she responded. “You sure are ugly!” The indignant lady told the store owner what had happened and threatened to file … Continue reading →

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You Should Have Told Me Sooner!

Posted on September 13, 2012 by jesustrek

A lady calmly strolled into the drug store in her small town and walked up to the counter. The pharmacist asked, “What can we do for you?” “I would like some arsenic”, she replied. “I’m afraid I can’t let you … Continue reading →

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Knights and Daze

Posted on September 4, 2012 by jesustrek

  A knight made his regular appearance before the king to give an account of his service. He said, “Sire, I have just returned from pillaging and plundering all of your enemies to the east!”   The king countered, “But … Continue reading →

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Preferred Rest

Posted on August 30, 2012 by jesustrek

My mother had her shoulder replaced a couple of days ago. Since she had a private room in the hospital, my wife spent the past two nights with her. She says she slept pretty well in the recliner chair that … Continue reading →

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Not to Harm You

Posted on August 23, 2012 by jesustrek

When our niece was a toddler, we thought she might enjoy a high school girls basketball game. She probably didn’t get as much out of it as I thought she would. I discovered this on the ride home, when she … Continue reading →

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Painting the Raccoon

Posted on August 18, 2012 by jesustrek

A state road crew in western Pennsylvania recently painted a double yellow line over a dead raccoon. The crew is usually able to remove road kill from the highway before painting, but circumstances prevented that from happening in this case. … Continue reading →

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All That’s Left

Posted on August 13, 2012 by jesustrek

Today is “Left-Handers Day”. Since I am part of the 10 percent of Americans who are left-handed, I can sympathize with others who share in the struggles of being a lefty. Only those who have fumbled with can openers, scissors … Continue reading →

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